The Hong Kong Department of Health released a list of tips for residents to follow during the 2010 World Cup.
1) Only eat when hungry. Don't snack just for the sake of snacking. Think of all the starving people around the world each time you mindlessly shove a cuttlefish-flavored potato chip into your mouth.
2) Celebrate your team's victory with a nice, refreshing glass of water poured from an environment-killing plastic jug.
3) If your team is behind and you feel that you need a cigarette to calm your nerves, consider flossing your teeth or clipping your toenails.
4) Cheering for your favorite team might seem important at the time, but you only get to watch your baby being born once.
For more advice, see the DOH's official press release.
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McDonald's in Hong Kong now offers a cheeseburger topped with a hash brown
and bacon. Very clever, America. Make the Chinese too fat to wage war.
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